Screw Normal, Crazy is More fun!

Guess whose back, uhhuh me. I am fueled on Diet coke and Gigi’s cupcakes tonight, so look out. I was looking over the first paragraph of the book I have been writing for years, which goes something like this: (I really thought when I sat down to write this book. It was going to be…

What the hell am I doing?

Have you ever just woke up and said What the hell am I doing?  I sure hope so. I don’t want to think I’m the only person going through this thing called life with not a clue. I thought by 46 Id have my life figured out. But not a chance. I am sitting here…

I’m Flawed.

I sat down to write a blog about my “recent” life as a background extra. From 12 hour days, meeting stars and eating food that sometimes is worse than cold chef boyardee out of a can *pukes a little*. But, yes there is a but. Isn’t there always with me? *shrugs*. As I sat down…

45

I often wonder where did half my life go. I am 45. I am no where close to where I thought I’d be. I mean what the hell! Where is my million dollar home, sports car (convertible for sure) Pulitzer’s, you know for that amazing book I never write/finish, a perfect body, no wrinkles and…

But He Didn’t Look Sick

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine passed away. I cried like people always do and thought why, God, why, he was only 58. You know why he died, because he was sick and dying. He had been diagnosed with cancer. He was given a death sentence in months. So why did I think…

Fluffy White Unicorns

I find myself wanting to drink wine at 1 pm and blog about fluffy white unicorns, but then I remember I’m  trying to act at least somewhat normal today and honestly the only wine I have is some Apothic Red and its awful. Id rather drink really bad cough syrup *gags*. Okay, let’s get back…

Ass Wipe and The Heat Guy.

Time for a flashback blog, hope you enjoy…~!! The Heat Guy, Ok Its NOT, But let’s pretend it is! So yeah the heat guy came over today. Did I mention he was totally hot and young? No he is NOT my boyfriend, YET *giggles*. He actually came over to light my fire, I mean furnace…